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Miserable Headmaster dished out detention slips and Bored Brian went on a mischief-making spree, causing chaos and confusion throughout the little town of Soggy Bottom  \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThree fun-tastically, super-silly and delightfully daft short stories to delight and entertain the young reader. Full of tongue-twistingly-tastic text, super-sized souffles, and heart-tugging tales that are sure to delight and entertain. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eDinner Lady Doris\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt was doilies at dawn when rival cook, Betty Bakewell came to town and Dinner Lady Doris set out to reclaim her title as the best cook and school dinner lady... ever. It was cake-offs, bake-offs, and flan-flinging fun all around  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eMiserable Headmaster\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHe was jolly by name but not by nature. 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