How to Be a Man by Chabuddy G

How to Be a Man by Chabuddy G

Are men supposed to be fighters? Lovers? Hunter-gatherers? Fashionistas? Business gurus? Culinary experts? You’re wrong if you think one man can’t be a jack AND a master of all trades. In How To Be A Man, I’ll show you how to be a proper god amongst men. This book caters for a girthy gap in the market but it’s not just for the lads! Ladies, take heed – these are the qualities you should look for in a heterosexual mate. You’ll learn how to boss a job interview – remember, the eyes are the windows to the soul which is why you should avoid eye-contact at all costs. You don’t want them looking into your disgustingly dirty soul. I also share some chirpsing tekkers, such as my new style, ‘7 down, 1 up,’ where you viciously insult the lady seven times and then give her one compliment. And I’ve even shared some of my go-to recipes (Medium Rare Hearty Chicken with Crunchy Peanut Dust Roast Potato and Beef Monster Munch). But I’m not giving you any more details than that – you’ll have to buy the book. Remember, the first hit’s for free but you’ll be back! ;) So, sit back, relax, light a candle. Get naked if you want to. Get the baby oil out – I don’t judge – and let your manly juices flow. PS. I dedicate this book to my ex-wife, Aldona. I loved you and you ended up running away with another man, stealing my beautiful Merc and my most prized possession – the golden foot spa. But I’m totally over it and look at me now – I’m only a bloody published author. So yeah, I’m totally FINE. I’m thriving, in fact. I don’t need you anymore! I AM SO OVER YOU! HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS BOOK!

Chabuddy G is a fictional character from the BAFTA winning show 'People Just Do Nothing.' The character is created and performed by Asim Chaudhry. Asim is a double BAFTA nominee and RTS Comedy Performance award winner. Chabuddy G is based on Asim's dad, uncles, and various friends he grew up with in Hounslow, West London. The self-titled 'Alan Brown Sugar' has become a fan favourite and somewhat of a cult character.

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ISBN 13	9780008314200
ISBN 10	0008314209
Titel	How to Be a Man
Autor	Chabuddy G
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Bindungsart	Hardback
Verlag	HarperCollins Publishers
Erscheinungsjahr	2018-11-01
Seitenanzahl	144
Hinweis auf dem Einband	Die Abbildung des Buches dient nur Illustrationszwecken, die tatsächliche Bindung, das Cover und die Auflage können sich davon unterscheiden.
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