The Marriage Dictionary by Tom Carey

The Marriage Dictionary by Tom Carey

A great Valentine's Day gift

Whether you've been married for years or months, you'll enjoy this hilarious look at what marriage really means.

Amnesia: Unusual medical condition that often afflicts husbands the day after a night out drinking and carousing with the boys.

Athlete's foot: The only part of your husband that is still truly athletic.

Bra: Decoration draped by your wife over the shower curtain rod in the bathroom. (See Pantyhose.)
Closet: 1. Storage areas in your new home that will be divided on an as needed basis: 93 percent for you, 7 percent for your husband.
2. What your cousin Blaine from San Francisco will come out of, in front of 250 startled guests at your wedding reception, after drinking two bottles of champagne and telling the minister he has a cute tushy.
Off-white: The color of the dress your mother-in-law suggests you ought to be wearing at your wedding

Carey, Tom: - Tom Carey is the author of The Marriage Dictionary and How to Throw a Golf Club (both Sourcebooks 2005). He lives in Hudson, Ohio.

SKU	Nicht verfügbar
ISBN 13	9781402205187
ISBN 10	140220518X
Titel	The Marriage Dictionary
Autor	Tom Carey
Buchzustand	Nicht verfügbar
Bindungsart	Paperback
Verlag	Sourcebooks Hysteria
Erscheinungsjahr	2005-03-01
Seitenanzahl	128
Hinweis auf dem Einband	Die Abbildung des Buches dient nur Illustrationszwecken, die tatsächliche Bindung, das Cover und die Auflage können sich davon unterscheiden.