You're So Mummy is an honest take on 21st-century motherhood that sticks two finger-puppets up at parenting manuals. Modern mums are swamped with parenting books and advice, but none seem to address the real questions confronting today's mother. Questions such as: - Who does the yoga in baby yoga? - Is it okay to drink wine before wine o'clock? - What do all the laundry symbols mean? - If you invite another mum round for coffee, should you get dressed first? No, it's not just you. Here to save your sanity, Sarah and Alex are two friends who've been around the park a few too many times. Hilarious and refreshingly honest, this book won't tell you how to get your child to sleep, but will help you to find your way through the early years of motherhood with your sense of humour still intact. For all once-normal women who now find themselves in charge of small people, You're So Mummy will make you howl in grateful recognition.