Books by Jimmy Mars

Jimmy Mars has never had an alien crash land in his belly button, but he did once find a dried-up pea in his left nostril. He lives in a grot-hotspot in the wilds of Scotland, and only washes when his mum comes to visit, which is once every five years. He has many hobbies that G-Bob would be interested in, including spam sculpture, skunk racing and professional belching. He did once encounter an ickimal, but doesn't like to talk about it because it still makes him itch.