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Books by Lemony Snicket

Lemony Snicket Lemony Snicket was born before you were and is likely to die before you as well. He was born in a small town where the inhabitants were suspicious and prone to riot. He grew up near the sea and currently lives beneath it. Until recently, he was living somewhere else. Mr Snicket first received his education from public schools and private tutors, and then vice versa. Early in life, he learned to reupholster furniture, a skill that turned out to be far more important than anyone imagined. He has been hailed as a brilliant scholar, discredited as a brilliant fraud and mistaken for a much taller man on several occasions. A studied expert in rhetorical analysis, Mr Snicket has spent the last several eras researching the travails of the Baudelaire orphans. During his spare time, he gathers evidence and is considered something of an expert by leading authorities. Recently, he had to give up his hobbies due to laws regarding musical performances in mountainous terrain. Lemony Snicket published his first book in 1999 and has not had a good night's sleep since. Mr Snicket is the author of quite a few books, all dreadful, and has been falsely accused of many crimes, all falsely. Once the recipient of several distinguished rewards, he is now an escapee of several indistinguishable prisons. He is widely regarded as one of the most difficult children's authors to capture and imprison. There are thirteen books in the A Series of Unfortunate Events, which should be avoided at all costs. To his horror and dismay, he has no wife or children, only enemies, associates, and the occasional loyal manservant. Lemony Snicket's extended family, if they were alive, would describe him as a distinguished scholar, an amateur connoisseur, and an outright gentleman. Unfortunately this description has been challenged of late, but Egmont Press continues to support his research and writing on the lives of the Baudelaire orphans. As he continues with his investigation, interest in the Baudelaire case has increased. So has his horror. Until recently, he was presumed to be 'presumed dead'. Instead, this 'presumed' presumption wasn't disproved not to be incorrect. Most things written about him are not true, but this is. More miserable news about Mr Snicket and his dreadful books can be found at www.unfortunateevents.com.
Book the Seventh - The Vile Village By Lemony Snicket
Book the Seventh - The Vile Villageby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
$196.99
inc. GST
The Ersatz Elevator By Lemony Snicket
The Ersatz Elevatorby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
$15.49
inc. GST
The Carnivorous Carnival By Lemony Snicket
The Carnivorous Carnivalby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
$25.49
inc. GST
The Reptile Room Or, Murder! By Lemony Snicket
The Reptile Room Or, Murder!by Lemony Snicket
Well Read
$14.49
inc. GST
Behind the Scenes with Count O By Lemony Snicket
Behind the Scenes with Count Oby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
$18.49
inc. GST
The Vile Village By Lemony Snicket
The Vile Villageby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
$27.49
inc. GST
The Hostile Hospital By Lemony Snicket
The Hostile Hospitalby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
$33.99
inc. GST
The Grim Grotto By Lemony Snicket
The Grim Grottoby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
$16.49
inc. GST
Book the Thirteenth - The End By Lemony Snicket
Book the Thirteenth - The Endby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
$233.99
inc. GST
Lemony Snicket Gift Pack By Lemony Snicket
Lemony Snicket Gift Packby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
$209.99
inc. GST
The Wide Window Or, Disappearance! By Lemony Snicket
The Wide Window Or, Disappearance!by Lemony Snicket
Very Good
$11.99
inc. GST
The Austere Academy By Lemony Snicket
The Austere Academyby Lemony Snicket
Like New
$30.99
inc. GST
The Penultimate Peril By Lemony Snicket
The Penultimate Perilby Lemony Snicket
Like New
$14.99
inc. GST
The Reptile Room By Lemony Snicket
The Reptile Roomby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
$15.99
inc. GST
Who Could That Be at This Hour? By Lemony Snicket
Who Could That Be at This Hour?by Lemony Snicket
Very Good
$15.49
inc. GST