This dazzling collection of brilliant (and maybe not-so-brilliant) jokes, puns, one-liners, silly stories, and quirky quips will amaze and astound your friends and family. Giggles, guffaws, and groans are guaranteed as you share crazy conversations and hilarious observations. - Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us - all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn't the grownups do anything? You're the laziest fellow I have seen. Don't you do anything quickly? Yes, I get tired fast. I haven't slept for days. How come? I only sleep at night!.