A humorous guide for men on relationships with women covers a man's life from birth through high school, college, marriage, divorce, to death.

Karl Marks was born in Maryland. When he was 18 years old he left for LA seeking a better life, a suntan and a little wife to call his own. He found none of these, and is now a regular on the West Coast comedy circuit, where he succesfully offends thousands of women to the raucous applause of drunken men.Dan Indante is a bitter, vindictive attorney. He continues to practice law under an assumed name in the hope that no feminist organisation will ever find out his home address.