Oi, moosh! Pay attention and you might learn something here. This is my booming marvellous A to Z of jokes. It's a positive treasure trove of ticklish humour, a gigantic gallery of giggles, an overloaded lorryful of laughter. Like all good books mine starts at the beginning and finishes at the end, and like all good dictionaries, it starts at the beginning of the alphabet with A, although personally I think they should reorganise the old alphabet so that it starts with the most important letter - B (for Basil). But in the meantime, we will have to stick with convention so the first jokes in the book are about things beginning with A...like Ant: I say, I say! What kind of ants totally spoil your picnic when they run all over the cakes? Elephants! There's no room here for one of my longer ones, but long or short, the entire A-Z of jokes in my Joketionary are guaranteed to be Boomin' Marvelous