Any Excuse: How to Get Out of Doing Absolutely Anything by Jem Brown
It's not that you can't do it; you just don't want to do it! We all try and wriggle out of boring chores like washing up or taking the rubbish out, but what about the bigger things, like going to work and being a proper responsible grown-up? Indulge the big kid in you and arm yourself with this indispensable guide to shirking!