How To Spot A Bastard By His Star Sign by Lang, Adele & Rajah, Susi
Have you met the man of your dreams recently? Are you wondering just what it is that makes him tick? Dip into this garrulous guide and find his flaws before you make a lunge. That way you won't have anyone to blame but yourself when he turns out to be a scumbag-from-hell. Each chapter gives a warts and all profile of each star sign. It quickly becomes apparent that men have no redeeming features whatsoever. However on the bright side there are 12 beautiful, intelligent and charming signs in the zodiac. All of them are women. This is definitely not one of those ever-so-nice, tiresomely tactful zodiac guides. You know the sort- 'His axe-murdering tendencies are more than made up for by his buckets of charm. . . ' etc. If you're looking for signs of hope, go read a real astrology book.