My boss is so narrow minded that when he has an idea, it comes out folded

I use to write her love letters in the sand. But it was an incredible hassle trying to get sand into the pillar box

`Do you know the piano's resting on my foot?'
`No, but hum it and I'll play it.'

Chic Murray is a cult figure of alternative humour, a comedic pioneer ranked in the highest echelons of his art in the last century and admired around the world. Funnyosities features a huge number of Chic's funniest one-liners - some well known and others taken from material newly found by the great man's family. This collection is the perfect distillation of Chic's gloriously off-beat humour.