The Ultimate Football Activity Book: Football Jokes, Puzzles and Crosswords by Sandy Ransford
Bursting with brilliant puzzles, clever crosswords and hilarious jokes, this book provides the perfect way to pass the time during those boring 0-0 draws. Don't watch the World Cup without it!
How do ghost footballers keep fit?
With regular exorcise.
Which football team never meets before matches?
Queens Park Strangers.