The faux memoir of George W. Bush, from the creators of WeeklyRadioAddress.com, featured on TheOnion.com one of the highest rated podcasts in America.
And now for an unauthorized message from the President of the United States, George W. Bush: Writing this book may be my first ever mistake. Free from all the filters, handlers, and facts, I tell the untold story of my inspirational life. You will struggle with me in my strugglesome youth. During the Vietnam War you will be right there at my side as I face down the terrible enemy of sinful partying. Together, we will meet and fall head-over-heels for the love my life-Jesus. And through me you will become a beloved, terror-fighting hero on the greatest hour of my presidency, September 11, 2001. I embarked upon this important and historical work against the advice of my advisors. Come what may, I wanted to hear my story from me, in my own talking. Here are some of the chapters in my book: Like Roots Only White; No Bush Child Left Behind; Flying High!; I Won! Or Lost, Whatever; My Enduring Legacy: Mount Rushmore?