A hilarious and horrific collection of Donald Trump's no-holds-barred opinions, brought together in one handy volume. It contains the rug-haired one's charming and intelligent thoughts on his opponents ('Hillary Clinton was the worst secretary of state in the history of the United States'), on romance ('All the women on The Apprentice flirted with me. That's to be expected.'), the enviroment ('Is our country still spending money on the GLOBAL WARMING HOAX?'), and much more. Read this book for a terrifying insight into the mind of the man who wants to be the most powerful leader in the world.

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