Superchick by Stephen J. Martin
'All women are bastards.' Jimmy Collins - competent middle manager by day, suburban rockstar by night - has just been dumped. And he's not taking it very well. Even a visit to his stylist can't cheer him up. He decides to take control of the situation, convincing his friends to help him find the perfect girl - beautiful (but loyal), smart (but not too smart), confident (without being feminist), an expert bunmaker, who's indifferent about shopping, enthusiastic about Star Trek and scornful of self-help books: the mythical babe who's got it all - Superchick.