Danny Baker Record Breaker (3): The World's Loudest Armpit Fart by Steve Hartley
Like many young boys, Danny dreams of making it into the record books. Eternally optimistic, he writes to Mr Bibby, Keeper of the Records, with hilarious accounts of his yucky endeavours.
In this book, Danny will attempt to break the following records. Drumroll, please . . .
Most armpit-farted verses of 'Old MacDonald had a Farm'!