Nightlight by The Harvard Lampoon

Nightlight by The Harvard Lampoon

About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him-which I assumed was wildly out of his control-that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.

And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon's hilarious send-up of Twilight.

Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events-Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch Edwart saves her from a flying snowball -Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?

Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.

In February of 1876, the Harvard Lampoon published its debut volume. The first issue, written by seven undergraduates and based after Punch, the British comic magazine, went viral on the Harvard campus. President of the United States Ulysses S. Grant Grant was warned not to read the magazine because he would be too amused to rule the country.

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ISBN 13	9780307476104
ISBN 10	0307476103
Title	Nightlight
Author	The Harvard Lampoon
Condition	Unavailable
Binding Type	Paperback
Publisher	Random House USA Inc
Year published	2009-11-03
Number of pages	160
Cover note	Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary.