The Vampire Diaries
The Vampire Diaries
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Summary
My name is Count Vladimir Dracula. Welcome to my diary. I hope that reading if vill prompt you to invite me into your hearts. I vould like that very much. Perhaps you are vondering vy I am writing this sales pitch myself, as vell as editing and writing the diary. Vot a vorkload, you say.
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The Vampire Diaries by Count Vladimir Tepes Dracula
I am tireless in the pursuit of perfection...the pure arc of a vite neck, the vay a heavy silken cape hangs just so...my apologies, I digress. I cannot believe that anyone else could get to the nub and essence of my vork and pay it the respect it is due. Remember, I am of the undead. Ve have plenty of time to kill. Vy am I allowing my intimate thoughts to be published, shared with you unfortunate mortal wretches? I know that you vill be humbled and seduced ven you read about my thrilling unlife, my exquisite vives, my fabulous castle, my effortless style, my supernatural strength, my extensive blood cellar, and my meticulous attention to detail.
Count Vladimir Tepes Dracula is the best known vampire in the world and a pillar of undead society. The fascinating subject of many books and films himself, this is his first essay in print. He lives with his wives, mother (Mutti), and henchman in Carpathia.
| SKU | Unavailable |
| ISBN 13 | 9781907332005 |
| ISBN 10 | 1907332006 |
| Title | The Vampire Diaries |
| Author | Count Vladimir Tepes Dracula |
| Condition | Unavailable |
| Binding Type | Hardback |
| Publisher | Quarto Publishing PLC |
| Year published | 2010-05-19 |
| Number of pages | 160 |
| Cover note | Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary. |
| Note | Unavailable |