Help! My Parents Think I'm a Robot is a collection of ten insanely shocking stories from Andy Griffiths and illustrated by Terry Denton - the creators of the smash hit The 13-Storey Treehouse.

Is this the right book for you? Take this quiz to find out!

Do you ever flush your sister's head down the toilet?

Do you ever make pretend funny home videos?

Do you ever play lemonade roulette?

Do you want to read a list of 101 dangerous things?

Do you want to learn twelve truly shocking facts?

Score one point for each 'yes' answer.

3-5 You are obviously a very shocking person. You will love this book.

1-2 You are a fairly shocking person. You will love this book.

0 You don't realize how much fun being shocking can be. You will love this book.