'What is this, courtesy class?' - Bruce Willis, asked by police why he was swearing so much.

Cringe at these true and tawdry tales of celebrities who share one common trait: they've all acted like A-list idiots - from the rude and obnoxious to the distastefully extravagant. Yes, we all know about O. J. Simpson and Amy Winehouse, but did you know that allegedly...

. Ozzy Osbourne was banned from Texas for urinating on the wall of the Alamo fort

. Mariah Carey demands a special assistant in her hotel room to dispose of her chewing gum

From diva-like room service demands to embarrassing run-ins with the law, this book proves some people have more money than sense and aren't afraid to show it.