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Since the 1980s, Trump has built his verses like his casinos, using only the highest quality words and phrases, regardless of cost. He's run a real estate empire, achieved a net worth of ten billion dollars, scripted best-sellers, and starred in the top-rated TV show \"The Apprentice.\" Like a colossus, he bestrides the cultural world as if it were the bottle-strewn boardwalk of Atlantic City. But until now, Trump's poetry-delivered spontaneously in moments of enduring clarity-has gone unnoticed, (making it the only aspect of Trump to be that way.) On a regular basis, The Donald speaks, tweets and hollers his verses-always without the needless restrictions of political correctness and grammar...because among world class poets, there don't be no grammar, there only be truth...big time!  Whether you're a Trump debunker or admirer, The Bard of the Deal will delight, shock, and entertain you. So prepare to be Trumped by the ten billion dollar poetry of the ten billion dollar bard. 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Is there poetry in the morning's headlines and in tonight's news tickers? Or, as Seely paraphrases Dr. Seuss, Do W's troubles trouble you, too? America's pundit poet laureate, the man who channeled the poetry of Donald Rumsfeld and Phil Rizzuto, now offers the perfect metaphor for the inside-the-beltway bubble: it's a nursery. Using the beneficent spirit of Mother Goose, he has fashioned hilarious nursery rhymes hidden amid the photo ops and filibustering. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e John Kerry backed Iraq, John Kerry took it back, making him a very airy, wary hara-kiri. Bill Bennett, independent, Kept a hidden secret muse. He would clutch his lucky pendant, Praying, \u003ci\u003e'Papa needs new shoes '\u003c\/i\u003e As for Iraq, When you lose, you lose, and when you win, you win, and when you can't tell win from lose, best stop the war you're in. No one is safe from Seely's wicked muse: Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, virtually every news anchor, and a good portion of the Hollywood elite are skewered unforgettably by Seely's Mother Goosequills in this irreverent and hilarious collection.","brand":"WoB","offers":[{"title":"GB \/ VERY_GOOD \/ INTERNAL","offer_id":49619144278289,"sku":"GOR013105160","price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/4072\/6801\/files\/1439167214.jpg?v=1751404003"},{"product_id":"pieces-of-intelligence-book-hart-seely-9781439167236","title":"Pieces of Intelligence","description":"\u003cb\u003eDonald Rumsfeld is not just a two-time Secretary of Defence, former CEO, former White House Chief of Staff, and the most outspoken and forceful civilian military leader in recent American history.\u003c\/b\u003e He is also, intentionally or not, a poet. At last, the ubiquitous and at times unintelligible U.S. Secretary of Defence has been deciphered by humorist Hart Seely, who found that the rambling raconteur is best understood when set in verse. Seely uncovers zen poems and lyrics, haikus and sonnets and has plucked the golden apples from 'D.H.' Rumsfeld's tree to present over 100 hilarious gems drawn from Rummy's public statements. Whether you love him or hate him, they're irresistible. \u003cbr\u003eAs we know, \u003cbr\u003eThere are known knowns. \u003cbr\u003eThere are things we know we know. \u003cbr\u003eWe also know \u003cbr\u003eThere are known unknowns. \u003cbr\u003eThat is to say \u003cbr\u003eWe know there are some things \u003cbr\u003eWe do not know. \u003cbr\u003eBut there are also unknown unknowns, \u003cbr\u003eThe ones we don't know we don't know.","brand":"WoB","offers":[{"title":"- \/ - \/ -","offer_id":50800085270801,"sku":"","price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"GB \/ VERY_GOOD \/ INTERNAL","offer_id":50800086253841,"sku":"GOR009994867","price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"US \/ NEW \/ INGRAM","offer_id":52996008411409,"sku":"NIN9781439167236","price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/4072\/6801\/files\/1439167230.jpg?v=1750922389"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.worldofbooks.com\/en-gb\/collections\/author-books-by-hart-seely.oembed","provider":"World of Books ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}