{"product_id":"your-movie-sucks-book-roger-ebert-9780740763663","title":"Your Movie Sucks","description":"\u003cp\u003eRoger Ebert's \u003cem\u003eI Hated Hated Hated This Movie\u003c\/em\u003e, which gathered some of his most scathing reviews, was a best-seller. This new collection continues the tradition, reviewing not only movies that were at the bottom of the barrel, but also movies that he found underneath the barrel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom Roger's review of \u003cem\u003eDeuce Bigalow: European Gigolo\u003c\/em\u003e (0 stars): The movie created a spot of controversy in February 2005. According to a story by Larry Carroll of MTV News, Rob Schneider took offense when Patrick Goldstein of the \u003cem\u003eLos Angeles Times\u003c\/em\u003e listed this year's Best Picture nominees and wrote that they were 'ignored, unloved, and turned down flat by most of the same studios that . . . bankroll hundreds of sequels, including a follow-up to \u003cem\u003eDeuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo\u003c\/em\u003e, a film that was sadly overlooked at Oscar time because apparently nobody had the foresight to invent a category for Best Running Penis Joke Delivered by a Third-Rate Comic.'\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSchneider retaliated by attacking Goldstein in full-page ads in \u003cem\u003eDaily Variety\u003c\/em\u003e and the \u003cem\u003eHollywood Reporter\u003c\/em\u003e. In an open letter to Goldstein, Schneider wrote: 'Well, Mr. Goldstein, I decided to do some research to find out what awards you have won. I went online and found that you have won nothing. Absolutely nothing. No journalistic awards of any kind. . . . Maybe you didn't win a Pulitzer Prize because they haven't invented a category for Best Third-Rate, Unfunny Pompous Reporter Who's Never Been Acknowledged by His Peers. . . .'\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSchneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks. But Schneider is correct, and Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified to complain that Columbia financed \u003cem\u003eDeuce Bigalow: European Gigolo\u003c\/em\u003e while passing on the opportunity to participate in \u003cem\u003eMillion Dollar Baby, Ray, The Aviator, Sideways\u003c\/em\u003e, and \u003cem\u003eFinding Neverland\u003c\/em\u003e. As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"WoB","offers":[{"title":"GB \/ VERY_GOOD \/ INTERNAL","offer_id":49658577060113,"sku":"GOR002471876","price":11.8,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"US \/ GOOD \/ SBYB","offer_id":49781315698961,"sku":"CIN0740763660G","price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"US \/ VERY_GOOD \/ SBYB","offer_id":50275862577425,"sku":"CIN0740763660VG","price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"US \/ NEW \/ INGRAM","offer_id":51006363795729,"sku":"NIN9780740763663","price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"US \/ WELL_READ \/ SBYB","offer_id":52499539001617,"sku":"CIN0740763660A","price":0.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"GB \/ NEW \/ INGRAM","offer_id":52594204180753,"sku":"NLS9780740763663","price":15.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"GB \/ GOOD \/ INTERNAL","offer_id":53175090839825,"sku":"GOR005637578","price":11.4,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false},{"title":"GB \/ LIKE_NEW \/ INTERNAL","offer_id":53410823536913,"sku":"GOR011253707","price":12.6,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/4072\/6801\/files\/0740763660.jpg?v=1751425360","url":"https:\/\/www.worldofbooks.com\/en-gb\/products\/your-movie-sucks-book-roger-ebert-9780740763663","provider":"World of Books ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}