The Misanthrope's Guide to Life by Meghan Rowland

The Misanthrope's Guide to Life by Meghan Rowland

Misanthrope, n.: 1.) One who hates mankind; a curmudgeon; a loner; 2.) The guy in your office who responded to your e-mail of baby photos with "D-. Passing, but not college material"; 3.) A Realist From The Misanthrope's Guide to Life In this guide, you'll learn how to get away from the pain-in-the-asses who make you seriously consider investing in a fallout shelter and making it your new home. You'll take isolated comfort in these survival strategies, including how to: Conduct managed incoherence to get the delivery boy from the lobby to your door Take a "French leave" in order to eat alone at work Get ousted from your kickball league by dressing as Magnum, P.I. for every game Get back at the jerk yapping on his cell phone by reciting the lyrics to Harry Chapin's version of "Cat's in the Cradle" End a conversation by "Gwynething" (also known as playing the "I'm delightfully foreign" act) someone to death This is the survival guide you will be annoyed not to have.

Meghan Rowland, a group therapy dropout, was the only girl in Kindergarten with a John Larroquette lunchbox. Chris Turner-Neal, an only child, is a graduate of James B. Bonham Middle School, where he received an F in participation. Together, they write the award-winning comedy blog 2birds1blog.com, a collection of crass musings, investigative reporting, and sarcasm. Sharing an author bio is an uncomfortably intimate experience for both of them.

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ISBN 13	9781440525087
ISBN 10	1440525080
Title	The Misanthrope's Guide to Life
Author	Meghan Rowland
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Binding Type	Paperback
Publisher	Adams Media Corporation
Year published	2011-09-18
Number of pages	224
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