Free Shipping in the US on over 5 million books in stock
The Tinkerbell Hilton Diaries By D. Resin

The Tinkerbell Hilton Diaries

Used Price
Free Shipping in the US
Paris Hilton's dog, Tinkerbell, gets downright catty about her owner in this outrageous and hilarious parody of the celebrity pet biography.

Only 2 left

The Tinkerbell Hilton Diaries Summary

The Tinkerbell Hilton Diaries: My Life Tailing Paris Hilton by D. Resin

Wherever Paris Hilton goes - and she goes to a lot of places - her dog Tinkerbell goes too, whether it's to the hottest nightclub in New York, shopping on Rodeo Drive or hitting her local Wal-Mart in Arkansas Taking pen in paw, Tinkerbell has kept a diary and is now ready to let the world know what Paris Hilton is really like - and it's not a pretty picture!

Skewering the trust fund party scene in general and Paris Hilton in particular, Tink's acerbic wit and sarcastic take on things is guaranteed to have you laughing out loud.

A sample: Say, want to know how the morning went? Well I'll tell you: I just spent 20 minutes (that's an hour and a half in dog minutes) watching Lady Einstein here try to stuff a $100 dollar bill into a vending machine. 'I never have anything smaller than a hundred,' she actually yelled at it before calling it a 'complete retread'. I think she meant 'retard,' but who the Christ knows. She's in the other room sulking and drinking from the tap. I spent the rest of the morning trying to lick a power socket.

Customer Reviews - The Tinkerbell Hilton Diaries

Why buy from World of Books

Our excellent value books literally don't cost the earth
Free delivery in the US
Read more here
Every used book bought is one saved from landfill

About D. Resin

D. Resin is a web-logger and freelance writer who lives and works in Florida.
Tinkerbell Hilton is a dog...

Additional information

The Tinkerbell Hilton Diaries: My Life Tailing Paris Hilton by D. Resin
D. Resin
Used - Very Good
Little, Brown & Company
Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary.
This is a used book - there is no escaping the fact it has been read by someone else and it will show signs of wear and previous use. Overall we expect it to be in very good condition, but if you are not entirely satisfied please get in touch with us.