Ever been caught with your trousers down (literally or metaphorically) and needed a good excuse? Look no further, A Little Book of Excuses will have excuses to cover every situation:

'I can't come in to work today because I'm stalking my ex-boss who fired me for not showing up for work.'

'I've used up all my sick days... so I'm calling in dead.'

'She meant nothing to me.... other than a night of wild passion that i will remember to the end of my days and against which i will measure all other women.'