Take a break from school - take a laughter break! You are just in time for 696 great jokes and riddles about teachers and exams: reading, writing, maths, science, history, classroom high jinks, putdowns for swots, homework, tests, assemblies, school dinners...Everything school-related comes in for some ribbing: What happened to the rotten egg in the dining room? It got eggs-pelled! Did you hear the story about the broken pencil. It had no point! How did you find school today? I just got off the bus and there it was! Why was the school clock punished? Because it tocked too much! What does an elf do when it gets home from school? Gnomework! What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man? A classic re-issue: originally published in 1986 on ISBN 0-8069-6392-1 129 comic cartoons by Dennis Kendrick add to the fun. Joseph Rosenbloom is Sterling's leading joke book authors for thirty years, with over 19 books to his name.