Saving Your Marriage Before it Starts by Les Parrott Iii

Saving Your Marriage Before it Starts by Les Parrott Iii

A side-splitting selection of one-liners, comic definitions, yarns and witty quotes from the world of music.

Most professions have their own jokes, but musicians seem to have more than their fair share. Perhaps it's the insane travel schedule, the bad lodgings or just lack of sleep. But as Jim Green says in his introduction, .it's not surprising we're a band apart (so to speak), outcasts who seek only our own company, rubbing two jokes together for warmth and trying to feel superior by sneering at one another's abilities and personalities. So maybe the reason musicians love poking fun at one another is nothing more than getting in first before everyone else does. Or perhaps choosing laughter is the only alternative to despair. Anyway, here is a truly great selection of jokes, quotes and stories from the world's second oldest profession. Enjoy

Q: What is the definition of perfect pitch in a piccolo?

A: When you throw it in the toilet and it doesn't hit the rim.

Q: What do you throw a drowning lead guitarist?

A: His amp.

Q: Why was the clarinetist staring at the orange juice bottle?

A: Because the label said concentrate.

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

Elvis Presley

#1 New York Times best-selling authors, Les and Leslie. A husband-and-wife team who not only share the same name, but the same passion for helping others build healthy relationships. In 1991, the Parrotts founded the Center for Relationship Development on the campus of Seattle Pacific University - a groundbreaking program dedicated to teaching the basics of good relationships.Married in 1984, the Parrotts bring real-life examples to their speaking platform. Their professional training - Leslie as a marriage and family therapist, and Les as a clinical psychologist - ensures a presentation that is grounded, insightful and cutting-edge.Each year Les and Leslie speak in over 40 cities. Their audiences include a wide array of venues, from churches to Fortune 500 company board rooms. Their books have sold over two million copies in more than two dozen languages.The Parrotts have been guests on many national TV and radio programs such as CNN, Good Morning America, CBS This Morning, The View with Barbara Walters, NBC Nightly News, and Oprah. Their work has been featured in USA Today and The New York Times. Dr. LESLIE PARROTT is former president of Olivet Nazarene University. Prior to this assignment he served as president of Eastern Nazarene College. Other books written by Dr. Parrott include: The Power of Your Attitudes, Easy to Live With, Building Today's Church, Trying to Live like a Christian in a World That Doesn't Understand, Why Millions Believe, and Renewing the Spirit of Revival.

SKU	Non disponible
ISBN 13	9780310487418
ISBN 10	0310487412
Titre	Saving Your Marriage Before it Starts
Auteur	Les Parrott Iii
État	Non disponible
Type de reliure	Paperback
Éditeur	Zondervan
Année de publication	1995-05-02
Nombre de pages	48
Prix	Winner of Gold Medallion Book Awards (Marriage) 1996
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