The Vampire Diaries by Count Vladimir Tepes Dracula

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The Vampire Diaries by Count Vladimir Tepes Dracula

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Résumé

My name is Count Vladimir Dracula. Welcome to my diary. I hope that reading if vill prompt you to invite me into your hearts. I vould like that very much. Perhaps you are vondering vy I am writing this sales pitch myself, as vell as editing and writing the diary. Vot a vorkload, you say.

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The Vampire Diaries by Count Vladimir Tepes Dracula

I am tireless in the pursuit of perfection...the pure arc of a vite neck, the vay a heavy silken cape hangs just so...my apologies, I digress. I cannot believe that anyone else could get to the nub and essence of my vork and pay it the respect it is due. Remember, I am of the undead. Ve have plenty of time to kill. Vy am I allowing my intimate thoughts to be published, shared with you unfortunate mortal wretches? I know that you vill be humbled and seduced ven you read about my thrilling unlife, my exquisite vives, my fabulous castle, my effortless style, my supernatural strength, my extensive blood cellar, and my meticulous attention to detail.

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Count Vladimir Tepes Dracula is the best known vampire in the world and a pillar of undead society. The fascinating subject of many books and films himself, this is his first essay in print. He lives with his wives, mother (Mutti), and henchman in Carpathia.
SKU Non disponible
ISBN 13 9781907332005
ISBN 10 1907332006
Titre The Vampire Diaries
Auteur Count Vladimir Tepes Dracula
État Non disponible
Type de reliure Hardback
Éditeur Quarto Publishing PLC
Année de publication 2010-05-19
Nombre de pages 160
Note de couverture La photo du livre est présentée à titre d'illustration uniquement. La reliure, la couverture ou l'édition réelle peuvent varier.
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