When Clowns Attack by Chuck Sambuchino

When Clowns Attack by Chuck Sambuchino

I'm every nightmare you've ever had. I am your worst dream come true! I am everything you ever were afraid of! Clowns are the scariest people on earth, and they're coming for your valuables, your children and your sanity. But fear not, herein these pages is a proven four-step system to provide you with the knowledge you need to protect yourself: ASSESS, ANALYSE, DEFEND, PROTECT. From instructions on how to defeat a clown in close combat and tips for spotting the plainclothes clown, to tutorials for fully clown-proofing your home against these painted and bewigged warriors, Chuck Sambuchino delves into the terrifying clown underworld to teach you what to do when clowns attack... because it's only a matter of time before they do.

Chuck Sambuchino is a produced playwright, and a magazine writer, freelance editor, husband, dog owner, and cover band guitarist. He lives in a heavily fortified residence in a secret location.

SKU	Non disponible
ISBN 13	9781785036293
ISBN 10	1785036297
Titre	When Clowns Attack
Auteur	Chuck Sambuchino
État	Non disponible
Type de reliure	Hardback
Éditeur	Ebury Publishing
Année de publication	2017-09-07
Nombre de pages	136
Note de couverture	La photo du livre est présentée à titre d'illustration uniquement. La reliure, la couverture ou l'édition réelle peuvent varier.
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