How to Push a Perambulator by Allison Vale

How to Push a Perambulator by Allison Vale

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From conception, to adolescence, the essential and the bizarre, this work serves as a romp through the various aspects to the lost arts of motherhood. It is intended for emergent and inexpert mothers.

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"How to Push a Perambulator" is an indispensable tome for emergent and inexpert mothers. This miscellany provides the requisite knowledge with which a lady may efficiently produce and raise a child, whilst maintaining an unruffled composure. Some years of experience and observation have convinced the authors, Allison Vale and Alison Rattle, that modern mothers, almost without exception, simply do not possess the necessary skills. This book is the means by which they would intend to rectify that miserable situation, and furnish all with the advantage of their scholarship. From conception ('How to Produce a Son and Heir'), to adolescence ('How to Lace up Your Daughter'), the essential ('How to Break a Child's Will') and the bizarre ('How to Avoid the Delivery of Monstrous Babies and Rabbits'), this is a humorous romp through the darker, more obscure and frankly ridiculous aspects to the lost arts of motherhood.

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SKU GOR007034256
Title How to Push a Perambulator
Author By (author) Allison Vale
Condition WELLREAD
Binding Type Hardback
Publisher Carlton Books Ltd
Year Published 2007
Number of Pages 208
ISBN 10 185375613X
ISBN 13 9781853756139
Edition N/A
Prizes N/A
Cover Note: Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual cover or edition may vary.
Note: This is a used book. We do our best to provide good quality books for you to read, but there is no escaping the fact that it has been owned and read by someone else previously. Therefore it will show signs of wear and may be an ex library book.
Ex Library No
Description

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"How to Push a Perambulator" is an indispensable tome for emergent and inexpert mothers. This miscellany provides the requisite knowledge with which a lady may efficiently produce and raise a child, whilst maintaining an unruffled composure. Some years of experience and observation have convinced the authors, Allison Vale and Alison Rattle, that modern mothers, almost without exception, simply do not possess the necessary skills. This book is the means by which they would intend to rectify that miserable situation, and furnish all with the advantage of their scholarship. From conception ('How to Produce a Son and Heir'), to adolescence ('How to Lace up Your Daughter'), the essential ('How to Break a Child's Will') and the bizarre ('How to Avoid the Delivery of Monstrous Babies and Rabbits'), this is a humorous romp through the darker, more obscure and frankly ridiculous aspects to the lost arts of motherhood.
Additional Information

Additional Information

SKU GOR007034256
Title How to Push a Perambulator
Author By (author) Allison Vale
Condition WELLREAD
Binding Type Hardback
Publisher Carlton Books Ltd
Year Published 2007
Number of Pages 208
ISBN 10 185375613X
ISBN 13 9781853756139
Edition N/A
Prizes N/A
Cover Note: Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual cover or edition may vary.
Note: This is a used book. We do our best to provide good quality books for you to read, but there is no escaping the fact that it has been owned and read by someone else previously. Therefore it will show signs of wear and may be an ex library book.
Ex Library No