How to Speak Zombie: A Guide for the Living by Steve Mockus

How to Speak Zombie: A Guide for the Living by Steve Mockus

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Teaches you how to speak zombie and treats it as though it is like any other foreign language you might want to know how to speak, now that you are surrounded by zombies. This book features 9-10 different day-in-the-life scenarios for situations in which you might need to speak zombie and gives different intonations for zombie sounds.

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"Like Farts: A Spotter's Guide", this is a sound book. The concept is that it teaches you how to speak zombie and treats it as though it is like any other foreign language you might want (in this case, NEED) to know how to speak, now that you are surrounded by zombies. The book will feature 9-10 different day-in-the-life scenarios for situations in which you might need to speak zombie and gives different intonations for zombie sounds, including a large Brains button that you can hit if you panic. Brains is an all-purpose zombie phrase, and it'll get you out of any tight situation. The scenarios suggest a world now overrun by zombies, but kind of now carrying as before except that everyone's a zombie (except you and a few others); so you might want to order a latte from a zombie barista, but if you don't say it correctly, they'll know you're not a zombie and try to eat you. Hence the need for this book. Other scenarios include how to blend in at sporting events, a day at the office, shopping at the mall, an afternoon at the dog park, and more.

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SKU GOR002404587
Title How to Speak Zombie: A Guide for the Living
Author By (author) Steve Mockus
Condition VERYGOOD
Binding Type Hardback
Publisher Chronicle Books
Year Published 2009
Number of Pages 24
ISBN 10 0811874885
ISBN 13 9780811874885
Edition N/A
Prizes N/A
Cover Note: Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual cover or edition may vary.
Note: This is a used book - there is no escaping the fact it has been read by someone else and it will show signs of wear and previous use. Overall we expect it to be in very good condition, but if you are not entirely satisfied please get in touch with us.
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Description

Details

"Like Farts: A Spotter's Guide", this is a sound book. The concept is that it teaches you how to speak zombie and treats it as though it is like any other foreign language you might want (in this case, NEED) to know how to speak, now that you are surrounded by zombies. The book will feature 9-10 different day-in-the-life scenarios for situations in which you might need to speak zombie and gives different intonations for zombie sounds, including a large Brains button that you can hit if you panic. Brains is an all-purpose zombie phrase, and it'll get you out of any tight situation. The scenarios suggest a world now overrun by zombies, but kind of now carrying as before except that everyone's a zombie (except you and a few others); so you might want to order a latte from a zombie barista, but if you don't say it correctly, they'll know you're not a zombie and try to eat you. Hence the need for this book. Other scenarios include how to blend in at sporting events, a day at the office, shopping at the mall, an afternoon at the dog park, and more.
Additional Information

Additional Information

SKU GOR002404587
Title How to Speak Zombie: A Guide for the Living
Author By (author) Steve Mockus
Condition VERYGOOD
Binding Type Hardback
Publisher Chronicle Books
Year Published 2009
Number of Pages 24
ISBN 10 0811874885
ISBN 13 9780811874885
Edition N/A
Prizes N/A
Cover Note: Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual cover or edition may vary.
Note: This is a used book - there is no escaping the fact it has been read by someone else and it will show signs of wear and previous use. Overall we expect it to be in very good condition, but if you are not entirely satisfied please get in touch with us.
Ex Library No