The Michael Jackson: 'Started well, but faded badly'

The Condom: 'It was safe, but it didn't feel great'

The Saddam Hussein: 'Going from one bunker to another'

You're laughing, but you know you shouldn't be! If you thought golf was all Argyle sweaters and gentlemanly conduct, this book is guaranteed to put a kink in your five-iron. Whether your problem is a Tony Blair ('too much spin') or a King Tut ('buried in the sand'), lighten the mood on the fairway with this hilarious analysis of the game.