{"product_id":"game-of-groans-book-george-r-r-washington-9781250011268","title":"A Game of Groans","description":"\u003cp\u003eA PARODY OF THE BELOVED FANTASY DOORSTOP... ER, SAGA\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e In the land of the Eight (or was it Six?) Kingdoms--where the seasons last as long as a series of bestselling Tolkien-esque novels--trouble is brewing. The mud is growing muddier, the onions are rotting, the Wall to the North (or is it the South?) is melting, and Lord Barker of Summerseve is getting worried. His wife is addicted to Godsweede, his King is too fat to fit into his armor, and the foreshadowing is out of control. All in all, not the position you want to be in when Summer is coming.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e From this world of outdoor fornication with horse-people (and indoor fornication with blood relatives) comes an epic story of novella proportions. Amid plots and counterplots, power-hungry warriors and overworked ravens, poor reception and no wireless, the future of the Barkers, their BFFs, and their enemies dangles in the balance, as each strives to survive long enough to appear in at least two of the sequels.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \"His teeth might be wooden, but his prose is not.\"\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e ---J.R.R. Madison\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e George R. R. Washington cannot tell a lie: \u003ci\u003eA Game of Groans\u003c\/i\u003e was not prepared, authorized, licensed, approved, or endorsed by any person or entity involved in creating or producing any of the Song of Ice and Fire books or the \u003ci\u003eGames of Throne\u003c\/i\u003e television program. Please direct any inquiries to our legal counsel, Clarence R. R. Darrow.\u003c\/p\u003e is prose is not.\"\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e ---J.R.R. Madison\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e George R. R. Washington cannot tell a lie: \u003ci\u003eA Game of Groans\u003c\/i\u003e was not prepared, authorized, licensed, approved, or endorsed by any person or entity involved in creating or producing any of the Song of Ice and Fire books or the \u003ci\u003eGames of Throne\u003c\/i\u003e television program. Please direct any inquiries to our legal counsel, Clarence R. R. Darrow.is prose is not.\"\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e ---J.R.R. Madison\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e George R. R. Washington cannot tell a lie: \u003ci\u003eA Game of Groans\u003c\/i\u003e was not prepared, authorized, licensed, approved, or endorsed by any person or entity involved in creating or producing any of the Song of Ice and Fire books or the \u003ci\u003eGames of Throne\u003c\/i\u003e television program. Please direct any inquiries to our legal counsel, Clarence R. R. Darrow.is prose is not.\"\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e ---J.R.R. Madison\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e George R. R. Washington cannot tell a lie: \u003ci\u003eA Game of Groans\u003c\/i\u003e was not prepared, authorized, licensed, approved, or endorsed by any person or entity involved in creating or producing any of the Song of Ice and Fire books or the \u003ci\u003eGames of Throne\u003c\/i\u003e television program. Please direct any inquiries to our legal counsel, Clarence R. R. Darrow.","brand":"WoB","offers":[{"title":"US \/ GOOD \/ SBYB","offer_id":49972496204049,"sku":"CIN1250011264G","price":7.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GB \/ NEW \/ INGRAM","offer_id":52126781309201,"sku":"NLS9781250011268","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/4072\/6801\/files\/1250011264.jpg?v=1750823911","url":"https:\/\/www.worldofbooks.com\/products\/game-of-groans-book-george-r-r-washington-9781250011268","provider":"World of Books ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}