{"product_id":"my-dog-ate-my-homework-book-bruce-lansky-9781416989134","title":"My Dog Ate My Homework!","description":"\u003ci\u003eMy Dog Ate My Homework\u003c\/i\u003e is the first collection of Bruce Lansky's own poetry. This book helped make Lansky's reputation as a consistently entertaining poet with a unique voice and style. His poems are about someone named \"I\" or \"me\" who so resembles the readers, their siblings, friends, parents, pets, and teachers - they think Lansky is writing about them.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e In this book, Lansky introduces us to:\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e -a \"too friendly\" dog who should be using Scope\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e -a teacher who resembles her students in her avoidance of homework\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e -a kid who thinks his cat isn't smart because it won't come when called and won't shake, beg or fetch\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e -a young \"Romeo\" who \"climbed up the door and opened the stairs\" after his first kiss\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e - a youngthter with a looth tooth who tellth a painful thtory about a bike cwath\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e -kids who start wishing their horrible old cook would come back after a new gourmet chef is hired\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e -two siblings would like their parents to know about each other\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Lansky also offers a practical lesson on how to delay your bedtime and a sure cure for thumbsucking.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e This book also includes several, charming fill-in-the blank poems perfect for morning announcements on the school P.A. plus some generic New Year's resolutions you can use in a pinch.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Because Lansky's poetry is about them, kids find it hilarious - and don't be surprised if reading this book puts a smile on your face, too.","brand":"WoB","offers":[{"title":"- \/ - \/ -","offer_id":50685792190737,"sku":"","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US \/ VERY_GOOD \/ SBYB","offer_id":50685794648337,"sku":"CIN1416989137VG","price":7.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/4072\/6801\/files\/1416989137.jpg?v=1751051514","url":"https:\/\/www.worldofbooks.com\/products\/my-dog-ate-my-homework-book-bruce-lansky-9781416989134","provider":"World of Books ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}