{"product_id":"this-book-is-full-of-spiders-book-david-wong-9781250036650","title":"This Book Is Full of Spiders","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom David Wong, the writer of the cult sensation \u003ci\u003eJohn Dies at the End, \u003c\/i\u003eomes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWarning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection -- the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the cure involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLike an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. .Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it. -\u003ci\u003eWashington Post\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller. David Wong (Jason Pargin) is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than \u003ci\u003eThis Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It\u003c\/i\u003e is the one and only book for you. -SF Signal","brand":"WoB","offers":[{"title":"US \/ GOOD \/ SBYB","offer_id":49514630283537,"sku":"CIN1250036658G","price":10.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"GB \/ VERY_GOOD \/ INTERNAL","offer_id":49541330796817,"sku":"GOR006876949","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"US \/ WELL_READ \/ SBYB","offer_id":50198816424209,"sku":"CIN1250036658A","price":8.04,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"US \/ VERY_GOOD \/ SBYB","offer_id":50311895744785,"sku":"CIN1250036658VG","price":8.06,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/4072\/6801\/files\/1250036658.jpg?v=1750856460","url":"https:\/\/www.worldofbooks.com\/products\/this-book-is-full-of-spiders-book-david-wong-9781250036650","provider":"World of Books ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}