Did you hear about the man who mixed up his Viagra with his constipation pills? He didn't know if he was coming or going.

Ted Fitzpatrick

A woman walked into a pub and asked for a double entendre, so the barman gave her one.

Bob Monkhouse

I've had more hands up under my dress than the Muppets.

Joan Rivers

Do you find an innuendo in everything? Have you ever giggled uncontrollably on hearing the words `willy' or `orgasm'? Then this miscellany of risque ripostes and smutty smart-cracks is bound to bring a glow to your cheeks.

Featuring hundreds of hand-picked lines from wicked writers and cheeky comedians, Naughty Wit is not for the easily embarrassed - but will bring hours of naughty pleasure. You'll never be at a loss for a blushingly wicked witticism.