Greenend was rough - the roughest scheme in Coatbridge. John and me thought it couldn't get any rougher. We were wrong. The closing down of the steelworks meant the end of being in work - but John and his pal don't intend it to be the end of keeping afloat. Keep hens - that's the answer. Or become window cleaners. But it's harder than you'd think to be the only honest guys in Greenend.