Nowhere in our society are standards upheld so rigidly as at the great British golf club. But will they stand firm in the face of a stream of letters ranging from bizarre accusations to unreasonable requests? Assuming the identities of Colonel Arthur J. Lindsay-Bird (ret), his wife Mrs Julia S. Lindsay-Bird, and their son Dave Lindsay-Bird (Senior Development Producer, Mental Productions), Dom Joly bombards the country's most conservative institutions with increasingly preposterous demands. Will the Club Secretary clamp down on ilicit dog-fighting on their premises? Will the Board allow Snoop Dogg to be filmed golfing on drugs? How will the groundsman cope with accusations of dwarf-tossing? Trickster extraordinaire Dom Joly engages Britain's golf clubs in the most bizarre and hilarious correspondence you will ever read...