This book is the perfect stocking filler for all ages.

A right de-bollicking! I work in a veterinary clinic and I answered a phone call one day: Woman: `I need to have my dog's stitches out.' Me: `Okay, what did your dog have done?' Woman: `Oh, what's this you'd call it... I suppose he was de-bollickated. Is that what you'd say?' Me: `Well, I'd say neutered...'

No, the feathered 2 legged type! At a table quiz in work. Quizmaster: `Name the bird of peace?' Random shout from a table - `Mother Teresa'