`A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle' Ian Fleming

`There are two things you should avoid approaching from the rear: restaurants and horses' Evelyn Waugh

Nicholas Evans once said that horse-riding is `a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts!' When you're too saddle sore to ride and have been dragged over one too many hedges, this book is the perfect reminder of why you love that big bag of hooves so much.

Enjoy this hilarious collection of equine quips and quotes - you'll laugh yourself hoarse!