`Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all' Harriet van Horne

`I tried boiling pigs' feet once, but I couldn't get the pig to stand still' Groucho Marx

Cooks, imbibers and gourmands will savour every mouthful of this feast of wit. With a menu that includes chefs, food writers and classic humorists, you'll be laughing from breakfast to supper and coming back for seconds.