I've done it! Thanks to my awesome powers of persuasion, elusive-but-dreamy TV star Simon Valentine is presenting our new romance documentary! It wasn't easy, though - Simon thinks his status as prime-time financial guru turned pin-up is ridiculous! He says he now steers well clear of affairs of the heart, but surely he must have one romantic bone left in his price-indexed body? Much as I'd like to find out first-hand, I've sworn off men after a disastrous ending with my last boyfriend. Must remain professional - though it won't be easy...we're filming in the most romantic city of all...