Never has there been a book with quite as much shite in it. You Are What You Shite is a cornucopia of crap, a tribute to the turd, a positive encyclopedia of cack with Dr Julian Keech investigating every aspect of this amazing phenomenon. Including: How the No. 2 affects you; strange but true shite stories; floaters, splats, bouncers, marbles, monsters, Klingons, stinkers, skidders, splashers and scorchers; a brief history of shite and much, much more.