My Lurid Past by Lauren Henderson
Take one single girl with a commitment problem; One married woman stuck in a sexless marriage; A celebrity chef with the sex drive of a rhino on Viagra; Two very large Dutchmen; A mother from hell; And a successful dominatrix Mix together and stand well back...Food PR Juliet Cooper has never had any trouble meeting men, she just doesn't want them hanging round her flat on a Sunday, asking her how she feels about her mother. But after four years of serial dating, she's discovering that men have a tendency to repeat on you. Meanwhile her best friend Gillian hasn't had sex since she said 'I do' in 1996. Juliet and Gillian are secretly envious of each other's lives. The comfort and companionship of marriage? Lovely! The excitement and freedom of a single life? Bliss! But then the grass is always greener, as they're about to discover...Lauren Henderson's deliciously funny new novel tells the truth about what women really want, and how sometimes - against all the odds - they get it.