Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (vol 5 and 6): And that's when it fell off in my hand / Then he ate my boy entrancers (The Confessions of Georgia Nicolson) by Louise Rennison
The brilliantly funny fifth and sixth novels in the GEORGIA NICOLSON series, out now in gorgey new paperback omnibus edition by recent winner of the ROALD DAHL FUNNY PRIZE.
11.20a.m.
This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him.
11.25a.m.
Not literally of course otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga-nungas.
11.28a.m.
And also I would be dead. Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise.
12.00p.m.
It is soooo boring being brokenhearted...
...but Georgia doesn't remain brokenhearted for long: frequent snogging extravaganzas with old flame, Dave the Laugh, and the arrival of jelloid-knee-inducing Italian stallion, Masimo, mean that Georgia has her work cut out to remain the composed sex-kitten that she aspires to be.
Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school - urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, BOYS.