A lively and often hilarious compilation of sayings, stories and one-liners from the famous, the infamous and the completely anonymous. The material is arranged alphabetically by theme, and embellished with Darren Harvey-Regan's wonderful and wacky cartoons. CHRISTIAN BOYS' CHAT-UP LINES 1. Nice Bible. 2. Is this pew taken? 3. I just don't feel called to celibacy. 4. For you I would slay two Goliaths 5. I would go through more than the Book of Job for you...6. Shall we tithe? 7. At points in my life I have been referred to as Samson 8. The Bible says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'. So how about dinner? 9. I didn't believe in predestination until tonight. 10. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.