For too long northerners have faced derision at the hands of southerners, whether it be about the northern climate, their thriftiness, or gloomy outlook, but all this is about to change. Now is the time for northerners to rise up as one and growl, 'I'm from the North and I'm proud!'. "The Northern Monkey Survival Guide" is a collection of reasons to love the North, together with some useful survival tips for anyone who dares to venture south of Birmingham. It includes: a north-south currency conversion guide - what a cheese and onion buttie is called and what it costs; the Northern Monkey hall of fame - the greatest northerners in history; and, places to avoid in the 'Beautiful South'. "The Northern Monkey Survival Guide" is a celebration of the northern outlook on life and the perfect gift for all northerners.