Bro Code for Parents: What to Expect When You're Awesome by Stinson

Bro Code for Parents: What to Expect When You're Awesome by Stinson

So you re going to be a parent.
You might be asking yourself a series of important questions:
Will I be a good parent? Will I be able to afford this? Can I ever have sex again?
Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn t mean your kid has to be as lame as you re about to become. That s why I ve written this book to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.
The Bro Code for Parents will help you:
Choose a baby name that won t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker
Interview and hire a smokin hot nanny Teach your child instant classics like The Boobs on the Bus and Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat
With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools you ll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.

Barney Stinson is awesome. He works for a powerful bank in New York City but somehow finds time to suit up and help the less fortunate, in particular his lovelorn and all together pathetic bro Ted Mosby--seriously, that dude's got probs. When Barney's not staging private bikini calendar shoots, test-driving tanks, or elbow-deep in another legendary activity, like riding a tiger bareback or blowing up a guitar, he can be seen on the hit CBS show How I Met Your Mother with his friends Ted, Robin, Lily, and Marshall.

Matt Kuhn is a staff writer for the CBS hit show How I Met Your Mother and also produces Barney's Blog for the show's website. He lives in Los Angeles, California, which is conveniently where he works.

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ISBN 13	9781451690583
ISBN 10	1451690584
Title	Bro Code for Parents: What to Expect When You're Awesome
Author	Stinson
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Binding Type	Paperback
Publisher	Simon & Schuster
Year published	2012-10-02
Number of pages	155
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