Diary of a Mad Bride by Laura Wolf

Diary of a Mad Bride by Laura Wolf

Once I was a sane, levelheaded professional woman. Then I said yes. Now I am the lunatic bride I always made fun of!
What is it about getting married that turns normal people into total freaks?
A savvy, riotously funny novel, Diary of a Mad Bride is for anyone who has ever been a bride, is about to become a bride, yearned to be a bride, or suffered the sheer indignity of appearing in public in the world's ugliest bridesmaid dress.
My wedding was starting in less than twenty minutes, and I was stuck in a 7-Eleven parking lot with popcorn kernels wedged in my gums and vanilla ice cream melting on my dress. It was a disaster too large to comprehend. After an agonizing year spent planning my wedding, could it really end like this? The voices chronicling a year of wedding hysteria swirled in my head.
-- My grandmother upon viewing my engagement ring:
What do you mean he gave you an emerald! Diamonds are eternal, emeralds say, maybe five years.
-- My future father-in-law on the night of my engagement party:
To a happy marriage and, if necessary, a painless divorce!
-- My best friend, Anita:
Oh, screw congratulations. Of course I'm happy for you. Stephen's a major piece of ass and he's got a sense of humor. Just as long as you're certain this is what you want.
Would I survive this day after all.?

Laura Wolf is the author of Diary of a Mad Bride: A Novel, which Booklist called a frolic that will appeal to brides and bridesmaids alike. She is also the author of Diary of a Mad Mother-to-Be and a scriptwriter. She lives in Los Angeles with her husband, Karl, and their daughter, Charlotte.

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ISBN 13	9780385335836
ISBN 10	0385335830
Title	Diary of a Mad Bride
Author	Laura Wolf
Condition	Unavailable
Binding Type	Paperback
Publisher	Bantam Doubleday Dell Publishing Group Inc
Year published	2002-01-02
Number of pages	304
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